Skip to main content Skip to footer
ACCOUNT
SHIPPING
HELP
92

Shepard/Vakarian 2012

based on 6 reviews
created by Jessica S.
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
label
label
label
label
There is no Shepard without Vakarian. A base of assam melody and chocolate with a lot of smoke. Because these two are usually followed by a trail of property damage.


High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (6)

RL
Dec 7th '22
Not my favorite, but ok. Kind of weak make sure you steep for a good long while. Was a little bland
0
1
MC
Mar 13th '18
It's really tasty, but it always seems to taste either entirely chocolatey or entirely smoky, never both, and I can't tell if the difference is brew time, how many chocolate chips are in the scoop, or something entirely uncontrollable.
0
1
user icon
Dec 3rd '17
If you're not a lapsang fan, you might not care for this blend, but as someone that loves it I think it's delicious - you have the smokiness of the lapsang, but it's kept in check by the assam and the chocolate adds just the right amount of sweetness. My only complaint is that it doesn't brew up as strong as I'd like, but that's personal preference. I usually have it without milk. Definitely brings to mind a thrilling firefight.
4 mins @ 212°F
0
1
user icon
Sep 23rd '16
Great lapsong combo with assam and nicely mixed with chocolate! I didn't need milk, etc. The assam mellowed out the lapsong nicely.
4 mins @ 212°F
0
1
user icon
Oct 23rd '15
I saw this tea described as a 'punch' and, well, it's not inaccurate, though I might put it more as a headshot, a sudden very strong taste with the cooling smokiness of the aftermath of Garrus's sniper rifle. Certainly accurate to the ship. VERY strong, and while I've had smokier teas, if you're not already familiar with the... interestingness that is lapsang souchong, it can be a tad overwhelming. Definitely not something to go for if you're just looking for flavors, but the malty-cocoa-smokiness is honestly just what I needed to start my day.
0
1
user icon
Feb 1st '15
I'm a little nervous writing this (I wasn't ready to be a one turian kind of woman), but I bought the sample for a reason. If you're a person who REALLY likes strong, bittersweet, and smoky black tea. by all means buy this! If you're not a fan of lapsang souchong (or familiar with it), be cautious. I've never tried lapsang souchong and I was not prepare for it. It was like getting punched in the gut (with the feels for this ship), although it did wake me up. After drowning it with milk, sugar, and honey, I was able to drink it, but I thought it was wasteful if I try to hide the main ingredients every time. Unfortunately, not my kind of tea, but this shouldn't stop other people from trying it! It's a different experience, compare to other blends I've been sampling.
3 mins @ 212°F
0
1


ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, cocoa nibs, natural chocolate flavor, lapsang souchong & assam melody


tea puddle tea puddle tea puddle

teas: assam melody, lapsang souchong & chocolate

accented with chocolate chips, chocolate chips & chocolate chips

Inspired by the Mass Effect games from Bioware. Art image copyright Bioware. This tea was made for my own amusement.
blend image

this blend is in a 'ship

Shepard/Vakarian 2012 has hooked up with Chakwas.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.
Chakwas
3oz pouch
$12.60

this tea is part of the MASS EFFECT fandom

fandom band
Love Shepard/Vakarian 2012? This is just one of 32 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

create the perfect fandom gift box

Now's your chance to create your very own custom fandom sampler set! Select six samples of your favorite blends from any collection and we will create a box set unique to you.

tin design
tin design tin design tin design tin design tin design tin design tin design
1360
tons
Ask us a question.
Anytime!
Questions?
Adagio ChatBot
You may ask me any question and I will gladly answer.

If you don't like my answer, please take a look at our FAQs.
>
.
$5
OFF
Savings
Coupon!
claim now >>
Applies to any product, but not shipping
 
.