Close Your Fucking Cock-Pocket
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
"My relations are cognizant of the fact that attempting to engage my attention is a fruitless practice until I have consumed my forenoon chalice of liquid stimulant!" - actual customer quote (not really)
High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
ChariTEA: ASPCA
5% of this blend's sales will benefit the charity
The mission of the ASPCA, as stated by our founder, Henry Bergh, is to provide effective means for the prevention of cruelty to animals throughout the United States.
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blended with black tea, cinnamon, natural cinnamon flavor, cinnamon ground, orange, natural spicy cinnamon flavor & cloves
teas: cinnamon & sweet cinnamon spice
Enjoy this blend any way you like: steeped in hot water, poured over ice, or cold-brewed overnight in the fridge!
(Not to be confused with a certain boutique tea company's "Shut The F**K Up".)
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3oz pouch
$12.60
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