Penis Colossus

created by Cheeky Brew

sample tin

makes 5 cups

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

"If you enjoy partaking in tropical alcoholic beverages / And becoming entangled in precipitation ..." We cannot legally make assertions that this balmy concoction will enlarge your phallus. However, it IS unlikely to render it a lesser size. #RestingDickFace (Note: Does not contain penises.)

Moderate caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins

Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

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ChariTEA: ASPCA

5% of this blend's sales will benefit the charity

The mission of the ASPCA, as stated by our founder, Henry Bergh, is to provide effective means for the prevention of cruelty to animals throughout the United States.

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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, apple pieces, rose hips, orange, lemon grass, hibiscus, natural coconut flavor, coconut, natural pineapple flavor, pineapple pieces, rose petals, marigold flowers & natural orange flavor

teas: coconut, pina colada & kona pineapple

accented with coconut & pineapple

Enjoy this blend any way you like: steeped in hot water, poured over ice, or cold-brewed overnight in the fridge! (Not to be confused with a certain boutique tea company's limited batch "Piña Colada".)

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