Snorkjuice

based on 7 reviews

created by Christa Y

sample tin

fall of 2025

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

Did you drink a little too much Snakejuice tea at the club last night? Did you prefer Leslie Knope's hilarious interpretation of the name? Do you need a little 'Snorkjuice' in your life? Try this detox-inspired blend of grapefruit oolong splashed with dewy cherry, rounded out with accents of Snakejuice-conjuring red peppercorns and a little smoothing, soothing ginger. Plus, a dancing, Janet Snakehole-hat-wearing Ron Swanson appears on the label. What more could a VIP need?

Moderate caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins

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ingredients & lore

blended with oolong tea, rose hips, hibiscus, apple pieces, natural grapefruit flavor, orange, natural wild cherry flavor, marigold flowers & cherries

teas: grapefruit oolong & dewy cherry

accented with ginger root, ginger root & pink peppercorn

Parks and Recreation features a cast of heartwarmingly silly characters, all involved in the parks department of a fictional smallish town called Pawnee, Indiana. Headlined by Leslie Knope, everyone's favorite politically-creative heroine, after a slow start the show gradually became a fan favorite, with many a cult reference to be found amongst its largely-satirical episodes. Said references -- or 'phraseology' -- are the inspiration behind this particular fandom. My friends, family, and I have thoroughly enjoyed binge-watching this show for several years; no matter what changes, wrap-ups, or 8-bit style graphics may come, no one can take away our phraseology-love. Knope out!

this blend is in a 'ship

Snorkjuice has hooked up with Snakejuice.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.

Snakejuice

3oz pouch

$12.60

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