Fruity Fart In The Wind
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
A Fart Blast to the senses! The sweet and juicy fruits of the world contained in a single fart. Recommended to fart back into the tin once a day to keep it fresh.
Moderate caffeine | Steep at 180° for 2 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
ingredients & lore
blended with green tea, black tea, natural pomegranate flavor, natural vanilla flavor, raspberry leaves, raspberries, natural blueberry flavor & blueberries
teas: blueberry, pomegranate green & vanilla green
accented with orange peel
The legend goes that a woman named Amanda loved fruits so much that she would eat nothing else. Her butt was so clogged up from all the fruit that she never farted. Until one day the pressure could take no more and a fruity fart blast shot out of her butthole and into this very jar. I hope that you will continue the tradition and after digesting this tea fart it back into the can to pass on to future generations.
this blend is in a 'ship
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