War

created by Hazel S

sample tin

makes 5 cups

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

"The men in the room suddenly realized that they did not want to know her better. She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, not up close. And she held her sword, and she smiled like a knife." ---- This blend is heavy on cinnamon, a spice that is beautiful and sharp, but includes candy apple for the deceptive sweetness that fits War the personification as well as how it seems the world at large treats the institution. Masala chai rounds out this blend with some extra spice and finalizes the fall feeling of this tea, which suits War's coloring.

High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins

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ChariTEA: Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network (RAINN)

5% of this blend's sales will benefit the charity

RAINN (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network) is the nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization. RAINN created and operates the National Sexual Assault Hotline in partnership with more than 1,000 local sexual assault service providers across the country and operates the DoD Safe Helpline for the Department of Defense. RAINN also carries out programs to prevent sexual violence, help victims, and ensure that perpetrators are brought to justice.

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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, ginger, cloves, cardamom, cinnamon, natural cinnamon flavor, apple pieces & natural candy apple flavor

teas: cinnamon, masala chai & candy apple

accented with apple pieces & cinnamon chips

Stories, themes, and characters in Ineffable Blends are based on the book Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett as well as the adapted TV show Good Omens on Prime Video.

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