Newton Pulsifer

created by Hazel S

sample tin

makes 5 cups

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

"Newton Pulsifer had never had a cause in his life. Nor had he, as far as he knew, ever believed in anything. It had been embarrassing, because he quite wanted to believe in something, since he recognized that belief was the lifebelt that got most people through the choppy waters of Life." ---- A super sweet blend for the super sweet Witchfinder private and some blueberry for his blue car, Dick Turpin. You should ask him why it's named Dick Turpin!

Low caffeine | Steep at 212° for 4 mins

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ChariTEA: Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network (RAINN)

5% of this blend's sales will benefit the charity

RAINN (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network) is the nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization. RAINN created and operates the National Sexual Assault Hotline in partnership with more than 1,000 local sexual assault service providers across the country and operates the DoD Safe Helpline for the Department of Defense. RAINN also carries out programs to prevent sexual violence, help victims, and ensure that perpetrators are brought to justice.

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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, honeybush tea, natural chocolate flavor, cocoa nibs, dark chocolate chips, natural blueberry flavor, raspberry leaves & blueberries

teas: blueberry, chocolate chip & honeybush chocolate

accented with chocolate chips & cocoa nibs

Stories, themes, and characters in Ineffable Blends are based on the book Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett as well as the adapted TV show Good Omens on Prime Video.

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