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3 AM Existential Crisis

based on 1 review
created by Spencer Anderson
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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3 AM Existential Crisis
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by Spencer Anderson
3 AM Existential Crisis
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by Spencer Anderson
Are you up wondering about the finite delicateness of human existence? Make yourself some of this knockout junk and go the fuck to sleep. With a calming chamomile base with relaxing rooibos and hints of peach and lemongrass, you're sure to give up on life all together and just go to bed already.


No caffeine | Steep at 212° for 5 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (1)

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ingredients & lore

blended with rooibos tea, marigold flowers, natural peach flavor, lemongrass, chamomile, apple pieces & peach pieces


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teas: chamomile, lemongrass & rooibos peach

I am up at 3 AM pretty much every night, staring at the stars and poetic shit like that. It's a waste of time and it's annoying. Don't be that guy, Shakespeare. I have finally orchestrated a cure, and now you can have it too.

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