Goonies - One-Eyed Willy

Get some shut-eye (hopefully more than just one eye) with this Goonies-themed herbal tea. Blood orange (fittingly bloody for the pirate it's named after), chamomile and lemon grass combined to help you get to sleep (and hopefully dream of treasures of your own)! Mikey: No, see, One-eyed Willy stole a treasure once. It was full of rubies, and emeralds, and... Chunk: Diamonds? Mikey: ...diamonds. Then he loaded it all up on to his ship and they sailed away into the sunset. Until the British King, see, he found out about it and then he set up this whole armada to go out after him, then the armada, they...it took em a couple weeks, but then they caught up with Willy, and, and, then there was a whole, big war between the armada and Willy's ship, the Inferno, and during the firefight there was these guns bursting here and cannons bursting there, and then Willy fled, 'cause he didn't want to stay around, 'cause he knew he'd get killed if he stayed around. And then he got into this cave, and the British, they blew up the walls all around him, and he got caved in, and he's been there ever since. Data: Forever? Mikey: Forever. Chunk: And ever? Mikey: Trapped. Chunk: Wow!

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