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Wheatley

based on 1 review
created by Mary Kathleen
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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A bouncy tea with a few glitches here and there. Don't brew it for too long or else he becomes drunk on his own power and might just try to kill you. Don't panic.


High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (1)

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