Total System Failure
by Jules
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Total System Failure
based on 1 review
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
Total System Failure
by Jules
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Total System Failure
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by Jules
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Dissatisfied with your job? Frustrated by your hopeless crush on the cute boss? Is coffee just not enough anymore? Awww, cheer up, emu kid, this blend's for you (and your personalized vacuum-sealed tumbler). Toasted mate provides a coffee-like shot of bracing confidence, while raspberries and dark chocolate add an inappropriately-sexy dimension to your workday. God, those sprinkles are SO UNPROFESSIONAL.
Moderate caffeine | Steep at 180° for 4 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
Customer Reviews (1)
ingredients & lore
blended with toasted mate tea, honeybush tea, rose hips, hibiscus, apple pieces, dark chocolate chips, natural chocolate flavor, cocoa nibs, natural raspberry flavor, natural hazelnut flavor, raspberries & marigold flowers
teas: raspberry patch, mocha nut mate & honeybush chocolate
accented with raspberry leaves & sprinkles
This might have something to do with a story I wrote once, maybe...
this tea is part of the WOLF TEENS fandom
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