Planet Piss.

created by Jill Knutson

sample tin

makes 5 cups

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

"I just want to talk about the future of Planet Piss." -William Murderface.

High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins

Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, raspberry leaves, natural currant flavor, gunpowder & assam melody

teas: assam melody, currant & gunpowder

accented with aniseed

I am not affiliated with this franchise in any way.

this blend is in a 'ship

Planet Piss. has hooked up with My Bread and Butter. .
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.

My Bread and Butter.

3oz pouch

$12.60

this tea is part of the METALOCALYPSE fandom

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