my sewing machine hates me

based on 11 reviews

created by TheFontBandit Tea

sample tin

fall of 2025

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

Bobbin problems, thread tension nightmares, and broken needles. Some days, it feels like your sewing machine just has a personal vendetta against you. This comforting blend of earl grey and orange flavors can help reduce those stress levels while you give your machine a rest for a bit.

High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins

Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, orange, rose hips, hibiscus, blue cornflowers, natural vanilla flavor, natural orange flavor, natural bergamot flavor & natural creme flavor

teas: earl grey moonlight, orange & blood orange

accented with marigold flowers

'We aren't judges. Kinslayers, blood mages, traitors, rebels, carta thugs, common bandits; anyone with the skill and mettle to take up the sword against the darkspawn is welcome among us.'

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