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Combustible Lemons

based on 4 reviews
created by Cephal O. Poda
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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'When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!' Take it from Portal 2's Cave Johnson - if life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. At least make lemon juice to add to this flavorful tea, smooth and lemony with just a hint of spice.


Moderate caffeine | Steep at 212° for 4 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (4)

ingredients

blended with black tea, hibiscus, natural hibiscus flavor, lemongrass, natural grapefruit flavor, orange & marigold flowers


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teas: hibiscus, grapefruit & lemongrass

accented with marigold flowers, lemon verbena & pink peppercorn

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this blend is in a 'ship

Combustible Lemons has hooked up with Companion Cube.
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3oz pouch
$12.60

this tea is part of the Portal fandom

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