ingredients & lore
blended with black tea, orange, rose hips, hibiscus, raspberry leaves, natural currant flavor, natural caramel flavor, natural orange flavor, cocoa nibs, natural chocolate flavor & natural vanilla flavor
Note for 29JAN17 - So, fun fact about this tea: I'm not actually sure what it tastes like yet. I accepted the Dirk Gently Fandom in the fandom requests and planned to launch the collection on 11MAR17, in honor of Douglas Adams's birthday. I set to work on creating tea for it, starting with the Kitten Shark. While I was fiddling with things, I created the group, thinking that that would mean that the collection would still launch on 11MAR17, but that I could go ahead and start putting the teas in a the nice little group so they'd be already to go. Nope, apparently, that launches the fandom set. "Welp," I thought, "I guess that means this is happening now. It's going down. I'm yelling Timber." See, here's the thing: I normally like to take some time to formulate my teas, order a sample tin, make sure it's palatable and everything before I make a blend public. "Hell," I thought, "I have a little over a month to do this. I might actually try to mock up some slight-decent artwork (Author's note: I have no discernible artistic abilities whatsoever) by then, as opposed to my usual slap-dash, 'You tried,' Microsoft Paint deals." as you can see from the slap-dash, 'You Tried' Microsoft Paint-created labels, that ended up not happening, either. It was more panicking and flailing and slapping something together in MS Paint with (hopefully) helpful facts and information about the tea blend to cover up for the fact that I have absolutely zero artistic skills to make a more aesthetically pleasing band and label. However, considering this is for "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency," I think that's more than fitting.