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Gort's Mint Laser Tonic
based on 2 reviews
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
KLAATU BARADA MINT-O!
Gort's Tonic is guaranteed to cure all ailments of the mechanical man! This tonic will repair servos, lubricate joints and give your chestplate a healthy shine! This tonic will also fill your food input system with the pleasant tastes of spearmint and peppermint, with a delightful hint of orange. You will feel clean, fully operational, and ready to kill all humans.
Low caffeine | Steep at 212° for 4 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
Customer Reviews (2)
ingredients & lore
blended with black tea, orange, peppermint, spearmint & natural orange flavor
teas: orange, peppermint & spearmint
*Any curative effects when consumed by humans are merely coincidental.
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3oz pouch
$12.60
this tea is part of the PROFESSOR ASIMOV'S MAGICKAL ROBOT ELIXIRS fandom
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