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Aperture Science
based on 2 reviews
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
A tea that tastes like moon dust and combustible lemons, FOR SCIENCE! Ha, Black Mesa can’t possibly steal this one!
Low caffeine | Steep at 195° for 4 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
Customer Reviews (2)
ingredients & lore
blended with rooibos tea, lemon grass, marigold flowers, gunpowder, spearmint, natural lemon flavor & natural vanilla flavor
teas: gunpowder, spearmint & rooibos lemon cloud
'When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!'
―Cave Johnson
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