Shakespearean Insults by Tea Totaller

99

Clean Enough to Spit Upon

by Tea Totaller

Score: 99

earl grey bravo, earl grey moonlight, coconut

Ill beat thee, but..

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ceylon sonata, irish breakfast, earl grey moonlight

Nobody Marks You

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ceylon sonata, pu-erh spice, currant

The Speed of Your Tongue

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chocolate, hazelnut, honeybush vanilla

Lily-Livered Boy

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ceylon sonata, black cherry, cherry green

Men From Children

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valentines, chocolate chip, chocolate chai

Thou Crusty Batch of Nature

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ceylon sonata, pu-erh chorange, orange

Infect My Brain

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fruit medley, mango melange, rooibos vanilla

99

Luxurious Mountain Goat

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Score: 99

assam melody, pu-erh dante, vanilla

The Tartness of His Face

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currant, forest berries

Thou Art False As Hell

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thai chai, rooibos earl grey, rooibos jasmine

Thou Hast No More Brain

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pu-erh tahiti, mango green, calypso green

Villain I Have Done Thy Mother

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cocomint green, vanilla green, spearmint

Fat And Greasy Citizens

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honeybush chocolate, honeybush hazelnut

Not Worth Sunburning

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pu-erh chorange, orange, sweet cinnamon spice

When I Do Look Upon Thee

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decaf raspberry, decaf vanilla, decaf blueberry

You are as a candle

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assam melody, gunpowder

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Poisonous Bunch-Backed Toad

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spiced green, rooibos cinnamon apple, green rooibos