Breakfast at Schrute Farms

based on 5 reviews

created by Christa Y

sample tin

fall of 2025

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

It is first revealed that The Office's Dwight Schrute has a bed-and-breakfast operating on his family beet farm during the episode 'Money' (Season 4, Episode 4), in which Dwight sternly explains to the camera, 'Agro-tourism is a lot more than a bed-and-breakfast. It consists of tourists. Coming to a farm. Showing them around. Giving them a bed. Giving them breakfast.' Rise, shine, and get your own Dwight-served souvenir from Schrute Farms with this morning blend of classic assam melody, flavorful vanilla oolong, and just a pinch of deliciously-spiced masala chai, accented with yellow-shirt-loving marigold flowers and safflower, as well as beet-inspired red peppercorns. B.Y.O. cream, sweetener, and crazy paper salesman/manager/martial arts expert vibes.

High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins

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Customer Reviews (5)

Joker And Ducky

May 18th '21

“ robust and flavorful, exactly the type of tea you would expect Dwight to dish out with some beet pancakes (because you know he would serve beet based breakfast foods) at the legendary bed and breakfast that is Schrute Farms. I love that it has a lot of bold black tea flavors then there is a little hint of sass on the end... the only way I can think to describe it was 'Angela Sass'. I really enjoy this and will likely repurchase in the future. ”

Anime Zombie

Jun 7th '20

“ Very comforting with big cinnamon vanilla flavor. Taste kinda like a cinnamon roll. ”

Jackie Goodman

Oct 31st '19

“ I love this tea! This tea has a chai blend in it, so I would typically drink this with milk and sugar. But, it's a rather mellow chai that kind of gets lost in the milk. I much prefer to drink this with just a little sugar. I shared this one with my husband, and he was a huge fan as well (he's not typically a tea drinker). ”

Elizabeth Demoss

Dec 15th '16

“ Nice vanilla taste with just a kick of spice, makes me want to go out and harvest a beet field. The color is just beautiful, too. ”

Christa Y

May 1st '16

“ This turned out to be a yummy morning blend. Smells amazingly spicy in the tin, and then brews very clean, with a pleasant, simple assam base, a mellow vanilla body, and warm chai spices in the background. (Gah, I'm beginning to sound like I'm reviewing perfume. Give me a call, Chanel.) :p Sweetener and creamer (meaning milk, or whatever floats your dietary boat) are black-tea-in-the-morning necessities here. Dwight-approved. Beet-sugar optional. ”

3 mins @ 212°F

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ingredients & lore

blended with oolong tea, black tea, ginger, cloves, cardamom, natural vanilla flavor, assam melody, natural cinnamon flavor & cinnamon

teas: assam melody, vanilla oolong & masala chai

accented with marigold flowers, safflower petals & pink peppercorn

When you can't have Breakfast at Tiffany's -- and when you need a little more Office-inspired fun in your life -- maybe you should have Breakfast at Schrute Farms. This blend is also somewhat-inspired by the fan-reviews for Schrute Farms that are amusingly posted on Trip Advisor.

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