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Levi's Bitches Ain't Shit

based on 6 reviews
created by IdentiTEA Pollution
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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100 motherfuckers can't tell him how to drink his tea. Dark, smokey, nutty, and slightly sweet, topped with a flower crown because you're a big ass prince.


High caffeine | Steep at 195° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (6)

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Oct 24th '23
I'm forever crying that the full-size tin doesn't feature the artwork, but I wound up getting it anyway, because I enjoyed the sample of this tea so much. I had never had gunpowder before, and not being a fan of lapsang souchong (another tea described as 'smokey'), I was wary. However, being a Levi fan, I took a gamble and am so glad I did! The vanilla blends beautifully with the gunpowder to create a smooth, VERY subtly smokey green tea. Toss in some floral accents for elegance and the bit of nuttiness needed to be a badass heichou, and you've got an awesome Levi blend. I don't add anything to it, and it's still incredibly tasty (albeit, with roughly an extra 1/4 tsp or so added to each brew, as it can be on the mild side otherwise).

EDIT 2.0: I've now purchased this three.. four... five? times. Soon as my tin empties, I'm back to order more. I hope this one is never discontinued!
3 mins @ 200°F
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Feb 26th '21
I was worried this would be too smoky from the gunpowder, but its actually really floral and pleasant! I added an extra quarter teaspoon of tea to make up for the mild flavor and it really helped bring it out.
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Jul 12th '20
Not gonna lie I bought this tea just because the tin. Was not expecting it to taste so good 10/10.
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MT
Nov 16th '16
Not going to lie I mainly bought this for the tin. Tea smells amazing but the flavor is a little week
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Jul 20th '16
this blend has a very bold scent that I like but the taste wasn't as bold.
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May 4th '16
Well obviously I had to buy this tea for the artwork and name alone. It's damn tasty though. Not too sweet, a little floral, and a nice earthy green tea base. I like mine with honey.
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ingredients

blended with black tea, natural chestnut flavor, natural vanilla flavor & gunpowder


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teas: vanilla, gunpowder & chestnut

accented with cornflowers & safflower petals

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