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Premium Butt Hash

created by Brian Kaufman
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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The elegant and alluring aroma of fermented feces. It will tingle your butt hairs and move your bowels.


High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
 
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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, cinnamon, ginger, cocoa nibs, natural chocolate flavor, natural hazelnut flavor, dark chocolate chips & natural cinnamon flavor


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teas: chocolate chip, hazelnut & chocolate chai

accented with cacao nibs

One day some kid thought it would be cool to get high off of his own poop fumes, so he did.
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