Glados
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
'The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.' This AI will make you fall in love with her all while she is insulting you, calling you adopted, and trying to kill you. Plus she made you incinerate your favorite weighted cube. A little nutty and spicy with a hint of an earthy flavor because hey, remember that one time she was a potato?
High caffeine | Steep at 195° for 5 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
ingredients & lore
blended with black tea, ginger, cloves, cardamom, toasted mate, natural almond flavor, natural cinnamon flavor & cinnamon
teas: almond, masala chai & toasted mate
accented with cinnamon chips
Inspired by the game Portal and for entertainment purposes only.
this blend is in a 'ship
Glados has hooked up with The Personality Cores.Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.
The Personality Cores
3oz pouch
$12.60
this tea is part of the Portal fandom
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