Sergeant Shadwell

created by Hazel S

sample tin

makes 5 cups

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

"He appeared to live entirely on sweet tea, condensed milk, hand-rolled cigarettes, and a sort of sullen internal energy. Shadwell had a Cause, which he followed with the full resources of his soul and his Pensioner's Concessionary Travel Pass. He believed in it. It powered him like a turbine." ---- A creamy tea with a hint of smoke for our menace of a Witchfinder Sergeant, inspired primarily by his primary diet.

High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins

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ChariTEA: Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network (RAINN)

5% of this blend's sales will benefit the charity

RAINN (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network) is the nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization. RAINN created and operates the National Sexual Assault Hotline in partnership with more than 1,000 local sexual assault service providers across the country and operates the DoD Safe Helpline for the Department of Defense. RAINN also carries out programs to prevent sexual violence, help victims, and ensure that perpetrators are brought to justice.

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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, oolong tea, rose hips, keemun concerto tea, natural creme flavor, cocoa nibs, natural vanilla flavor, whiskey flavor, lapsang souchong tea, natural candy apple flavor & blue cornflowers

teas: cream, kentucky bourbon & vanilla oolong

Stories, themes, and characters in Ineffable Blends are based on the book Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett as well as the adapted TV show Good Omens on Prime Video.

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